Dr. Rawgreen
Self-proclaimed unlicensed nutritionist, and part-time organic vegetable whisperer. Dr. Rawgreen holds no medical degrees (unless you count the diploma from a mail-order kale academy), but he does have decades of experience yelling “IT’S CLEAN EATING!” at strangers in grocery stores.
He believes spinach belongs in everything, almond milk is basically liquid gold, and peanut butter is the cure for all modern diseases (except maybe Wi-Fi anxiety). His hobbies include polishing his Vitamix, judging people who still use cow’s milk, and telling you your smoothie is “detoxifying” even though that word means absolutely nothing.
Follow Dr. Rawgreen if you want the kind of wellness advice that’s 50% science, 50% sarcasm, and 100% greener than your neighbor’s lawn.